If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

JUST HAD TO SHARE A FEW FAVORITES FROM THE GREAT GEORGE CARLIN.